cock blocker

a bitch ass, usually a friend, who keeps u from gettin wit a girl either cuz hes: stupid, jealous or both

Me: hey look at stephan and jazmine over there.
Edward: yeah u think theyre gonna hook up?
Me: yeah man it looks that... oh wait theres Tim heading for them
Edward: What should we do??
Me: Lets try to get to Tim before he gets to stephan! Oh man its too late
Edward: What a cock blocker
Me: yup. Moment of silence for our fallen brother.

by sharks_pwn February 27, 2008

shot blocker

Someone who prevents you or a friend from taking a shot of liquor.

Cock blocking with alcohol instead of pussy.

"I bought Sam a shot of tequilla but he couldn't drink it cuz his girl was trippin and being a shot blocker."

by Juice 575 June 1, 2007

pussy blocker

an ex that stops you from getting with another girl

Mate i was well in with that Razz but my pussy blocker ex girlfirend turned up and blocked that shit!!

by WarriUGHH July 31, 2011

cock-blocker

A female (usually unattractive, or socially "defective") that stays with her more attractive friend at a party and "looks after" her friend, or just sometimes gets in the way of her friend socially. Often times a young (not necessarily) male would be after the friend.

Male #1: D'you see Jenny las nigh'?
Male #2: Yea, D'you see tha cock-blocker she was with?

by Jupiter, an don forgetit October 12, 2005

Cock Blocker

Someone who blocks cock.

The guy was about to stick his cock into the fine-ass bitch when the Cock blocker came out of no where and side shoved the guys cock.

by Cock Blocking 101 October 10, 2009

fan blocker

A person who blocks the air from the fan.

hey stop being a fan blocker.

by TheDeadGamer September 14, 2014

Taco-Blocker

A girl who blocks the taco. Female equivalent of cock block

They were about do the dirty when..... taco-blocker called and ruined the mood.


She was about to make her move, but then a taco-blocker stole the scene.

by elleandbab February 19, 2009