Hand warmer 9000

The hand warmer 9000 is a version of a hand job where instead of just the motion of a normal hand job, someone increases speed and pressure of their grip until the male penis begins to heat up and turn red do to the friction caused by the speed and pressure of someone’s hand in the vertical up and down motion.

Male: “Hey babe can you give me the hand warmer 9000?”
Female: “yeah of course I can”

by Yesdadyes January 04, 2020

lina#9000

lina#9000 is a very experienced edater, Cute ascendant valorant e girl
Will ara ara for you after every kill you get.

lina#9000 is such a kawaii baka

by embracelol April 21, 2023

Its Over 9000!

A popular phrase on the internet that was in Dragon Ball Z used by Vegeta when he and Nappa first arrive to Earth and come across Goku. Nappa ask how strong his power level is and Vegeta says his power level is "over 9000"

Nappa: Vegeta what does the scouter say about his power level

Vegeta: Its over 9000!

Nappa: What 9000 thats no way that could be right

by MUIGoku March 22, 2018

ass clapper 9000

When your friend slaps your ass so hard that the whole neighborhood hears it

Jack was being annoying so Dylan gave him the old ass clapper 9000.

by April 10, 2022

Shitotron 9000

its as simple as it gets. Its your fucking butthole what else would it be.

Friend 1: Hey I just got done using the bathroom.
Friend 2: Did you use the ol' shitotron 9000?
Friend 1: Sure did.

by momfucker9000 June 08, 2020

Bustatron 9000

I guy that has a prosthetic dick allowing him to ejaculate more than the average joe.

Dayuuuuumm, that guy definitely has bustatron 9000.

by Niggilations 101 April 11, 2022

Cock sucker 9000

Some name you call someone as an insult idfk

Jim: hey look! It's cock sucker 9000!
Davis: haha, very funny Jim

by Not-Cinnamon-bitez April 22, 2021