October 26

National sock stealing day!

Me: It’s October 26th.

Friend: You know what that means?
Me: Lets get some socks!

by I_thought_it_was_fake October 21, 2019

December 26

Crazy bishhhh, but lovable, she is always on face time with her friends and look up for her friends

Look that crazy bish was born on December 26
Friend:I’m not surprised

by Bisss October 26, 2019

March 26

This is National Dumb bitch day, wherein we commemorate and celebrate the stupidity of ourselves and others. Festivities include committing acts of stupidity.

Joe: Damn, what are you doing on March 26?
John: Idk, I’m just gonna do some stupid shit

by Wet_avocados February 19, 2020

April 26

April 26 aka Lego Porn Appreciation Day or Donovan Day is a day we’re a bunch of basement dwellers masterbate to lego porn for an entire 24 hours.

I can’t wait for April 26th 😄

by EpicGamesOfficial January 17, 2023

may 26

the day we celebrate our god that is Shrek, we watch every movie and everything to do with him to keep him happy

remember that may 26 is shrek day

by skkwndowks November 05, 2020

March 26

If you’re born on March 26 you have to have a big cock I’m talking massive, 11 inches or over, cock

Oh yeah you’re born on March 26, that’s lucky bro.

by Ya Boi Lemon October 17, 2019

august 26

Kiss a stranger day. On august 26 kiss anyone that you just met, or saw from a distance.

I kissed 4 people at the party. It is august 26 after all.
Go kiss one of the girls there, its august 26 you have to kiss a stranger after all.

by realsmartkid October 14, 2019