Will Smith slapped Chris Rock because he joked about his wife. Chris Rock then says “Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.” Then Will Smith screams and says “Keep my wife’s name out of your fucking mouth!” Chris Rock says: “Wow”
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A disease that leaves a person addicted and dependent to a bitch. If that bitch decides to leave him/her, that person becomes an emotional train wreck and does nothing but lay around and mope. In worst cases, that said person would think he/she is in an R&B music video- something worse than self-mutilation.
The only cure for Chronic Bitch Dependency is learning how to control the bitch and make her behave- hit the bitch if she doesn't do what you say until you achieved desired results.
A disease that leaves a person addicted and dependent to a bitch. If that bitch decides to leave him/her, that person becomes an emotional train wreck and does nothing but lay around and mope. In worst cases, that said person would think he/she is in an R&B music video- something worse than self-mutilation.
The only cure for Chronic Bitch Dependency is learning how to control the bitch and make her behave- hit the bitch if she doesn't do what you say until you achieved desired results.
APNS: "Uh, Mr. Dubuois my name is A Pimp Named Slickback and this, sir, is an intervention."
Tom: "An intervention?"
APNS: "Your friends have reason to believe that you are suffering from Chronic Bitch Dependency, Mr. Dubuois. May I call you Tom?"
Tom: "Is this some kind of joke?"
APNS: "Tom... Bitch Dependency is no laughing matter. Addiction to a bitch can fuck with your friends, your health, and scary enough, even your money. It's a disease, Tom."
(~Boondocks, season 2, episode 2)
Tom: "An intervention?"
APNS: "Your friends have reason to believe that you are suffering from Chronic Bitch Dependency, Mr. Dubuois. May I call you Tom?"
Tom: "Is this some kind of joke?"
APNS: "Tom... Bitch Dependency is no laughing matter. Addiction to a bitch can fuck with your friends, your health, and scary enough, even your money. It's a disease, Tom."
(~Boondocks, season 2, episode 2)
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See coffee. The only strong, addictive, mind altering substance that law abiding, anti-drug religious types will gleefully imbibe with reckless abandon. Supposedly this is due to it's legal status, it's accessible nature, and the fact that modern society has not labeled it as a drug. See also hypocrisy.
"I sure am feeling tired as fuck tonight, but this project has got to be ready tomorrow".
"Time to brew up good ol' pot of christian crank and knock this one out for good".
"Time to brew up good ol' pot of christian crank and knock this one out for good".
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by loafed_meat February 25, 2018
Get the Chromebook mug.An amazing girl who has a lovely smile, amazing eyes that you can get lost in and a very warm hearted girl, she will light up a room with her laugh and smile, her heart will fill you up with love.
She is the most goofiest person out of everyone who isnt afraid of being herself, and whoever has a christal in their life, is very lucky indeed.
She will support You and be understanding with whatever your going through.
She is the most goofiest person out of everyone who isnt afraid of being herself, and whoever has a christal in their life, is very lucky indeed.
She will support You and be understanding with whatever your going through.
Hey i met This christal girl, i just cant stop smiling when i look at her, shes just amazing.
Every time i look at christal i just smile and get lost in her eyes and forget where i am.
Every time i look at christal i just smile and get lost in her eyes and forget where i am.
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Also known as The Master of the Finger tap, God of the shred, Sweep Master General, Gods Right Handed Handy Man.
Best Guitarist ever...hands down
Also known as The Master of the Finger tap, God of the shred, Sweep Master General, Gods Right Handed Handy Man.
Best Guitarist ever...hands down
Last night I was listing to Jag Panzers "Thane to The Throne" and I heard Chris Brodericks solos, and I thought to my self, he is the Sweep Master General, and the Master of Tap.
I'd kill to play like him
I'd kill to play like him
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Get the Chris Broderick mug.She is a BOSS ASS BITCH! Who is kind hearted and always keeps you smiling, the way she talks to her supporters is so normal, you literally feel like you're her friend, she is one of the realest people ever and I STAN HER! Her natural face slays and her make up is stunning but her wing liner can cut a bitch, its a proven fact. She's is studying and doing youtube but still has time to talk to the ones who love and support her. She loves a guy called Corbyn but he's kinda irrelevant (jk, he's just as amazing)
Subscribe to her Youtube Channel: www.youtube.com/beautychickee
ESKETIT
Last thing,
You'll notice that she tweets,
A LOT.
Thats all I got left to say,
Ciao ciao Chickees x
Subscribe to her Youtube Channel: www.youtube.com/beautychickee
ESKETIT
Last thing,
You'll notice that she tweets,
A LOT.
Thats all I got left to say,
Ciao ciao Chickees x
Christina Marie: I HAVE 70.1K TWEETS AND 79.8K FOLLOWERS THAT JUST SHOWS HOW MUCH I TWEET OMG (Nov 12 2017)
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