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big k car wash

this is where a guy hasn't had a shower but thinks he is going to get some, so in desperation he washes his gentitals in a the closest sink available.
the classic version of this act must be in a public toilet, mcdonalds is the best.
person A: where has matty gone?

person B: oh, he thinks he's on for some so he's gone for a big k car wash because he said his dick smelled like a scampi fry.
by festunga May 9, 2007
mugGet the big k car washmug.

polish car wash

similar to playing footsies, one person rubs their sock clad feet vigorously against another person's bare feet creating a warm sensation, usually whorishly
are you giving me a polish car wash under the table dude?
by sleepysleepysleepy July 12, 2017
mugGet the polish car washmug.

Minnesota Car Wash

When your car gets sprayed from snow from another vehicle not properly cleaned
I was driving down the interstate when I got a Minnesota Car Wash.
by Supwititdoe February 3, 2022
mugGet the Minnesota Car Washmug.

san francisco car wash

When two guys naked are in a bed crocodile deathrolling hitting each other with their penises
Man I am so tired from the San Francisco car wash steve and I did last night.
by Phdcarl August 8, 2017
mugGet the san francisco car washmug.

waterway car wash

Worst High school job. It is a scam and they pay their workers $4 and hour with shitty tips. Most kids that work there are either gay or gay. Certain culture there that is just ass
That dude works at waterway car wash, poor dude
by Lizzoeater6969 February 15, 2020
mugGet the waterway car washmug.

Salty Car Wash

Having a danger wank in a car during a storm at the seaside .
Yah dancer , It's pishing down , time for a drive down to the coast for a salty car wash.
by UrbanSlide May 10, 2024
mugGet the Salty Car Washmug.

car wash challenge

When you go get head at a drive through carwash, and she has to make you cum before the car wash is over. If she does, you have to pay for her car to get washed.
I lost the last car wash challenge she sucked me dry while my the wash blew my car dry. Now I gotta pay for her car to get washed

Consider myself Lucky me
by Eatdogp00p September 6, 2020
mugGet the car wash challengemug.

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