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Epic eggplant

When you wrap a bunch of rubber bands around the base of your penis so that it swells up and turns purple like an eggplant.
Last week I fucked a girl with my epic eggplant

Are you going to do an epic eggplant for your date tonight?
by Mynoduesp321 October 6, 2023
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Eggplant Cutlets

The act of releasing onto a girl’s chest while having sex on the beach, after which one presses the woman’s breasts into the sand, thereby making what resembles two delicious eggplant cutlets. This move is similar to the “Chicken Cutlet” and “Screaming Seagull,” and acts as a vegetarian alternative.
I took Tina to the beach, and as we were going at it, she told me to finish on her chest. I surprised her by rolling her over, pressing her breasts into the sand, and making two perfect eggplant cutlets out of those beautiful warlocks.
by Apple Clis January 31, 2024
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Eggplant and Berries

Jenna: Man, that guy's got some nice Eggplant and Berries!
by Sweetcream June 9, 2019
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eggplant

a fruit that is purple and is not used as a dildo
i love eating eggplants in a PG non-sexual way.
by eggplant_man January 18, 2022
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Eggplant Pizza

A gay furry named Eggplant Pizza found on discord with the tag Eggplant#0011
by Eggplant Pizza December 29, 2022
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Blue eggplant

Blue eggplant is when the circulation is cut off of your dick and it turns blue
When it's blue you have an issue. If you have a blue eggplant you need to go see a doctor
by Hsvdjajdbeyaiabru February 12, 2022
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Eggplant fever 🍆

When you constantly have Dick on your mind
You seem to be attracted to Dick with/without any experience with it

Normally used to describe sexual aroused idea or situation
He gave me eggplant fever 🍆 all night long

I got this eggplant on my mind
by That.bad.BISHHH December 25, 2020
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