Dumb Shit

The kind of shit you do on a daily basis that leads you to finding this definition in the first place. It usually involves an action that can be described as completely frivolous and fucking retarded, or to the common man, stupid shit. It can also be used to describe someone who is equally fucking retarded and needs confirmation that the party isn't starting at 6 AM when someone tells them it starts at 6:00. A better term to call someone in this case is "obtuse dunderfuck".

"Hey I'm gonna go out tonight and vandalize the school! Wanna come with me?"

"No fuckass, I'm not doing any dumb shit like that."

by inscrutable_Idiot August 16, 2019

Shitting down

When it's profusely raining and term 'pissing down' doesn't quite cut it .

omg its absolutely shitting down out there

by lolleetee August 17, 2019

Walt Disney Shit

Can cause paralysis in anus.

Dude a Walt Disney Shit is like super gay and hurts

by O O G A B O O G A August 18, 2019

Shit lips

Someone who talk about shit or just talks rudely.

Erica: yo why does your hair look so nasty today.

Jessica: shut up shit lips

by Jewish was a nazi August 22, 2019

Shit

Fortnite

Fortnite is Shit

by Heelowww August 22, 2019

Eat shit and die

When some jack off angers you, this is what the perfect phrase to go to.

"Your family tree must be a cactus cause everyone on it seems to be a prick!"

"Oh yeah? Eat shit and die bastard!"

You wanna eat shit and die and little whore?

by 'Mans not hot' August 25, 2019

Shit-chat

When an inebriated person cannot stop rambling.

Don’t take anything Melissa said seriously. She is just shit-chatting.

by Gigi the Gew August 30, 2019