ugly ass mother fucker

some one so ugly that you even wonder how god green lighted that shit

caden garrison is a ugly ass mother fucker with no chin or jaw line

by the come goblin December 5, 2021

Time to eat some ass

A circumspect way to talk about a surprise birthday cake

Hey for James its time to eat some ass, can you get some plates, please.

by RexViper2000 November 14, 2021

one in the grass two in the ass

Grass is her hairy bush,and ass is ass.

"One in the grass two in the ass? Reaaaal subtle,man."

by MaroneBone June 8, 2015

Drunk Ass Hazard (DAH)

A drunk ass hazard or (DAH) is something a drunk ass will trip over or somehow loose their balance on resulting in getting called a drunk ass, breaking or tearing of ones face, chipping of tooth or teeth, bruises, broken bones, in extreme cases death

Bill wouldn't party at Randy's house after he found a Drunk Ass Hazard (DAH) on Randy's concrete floor that broke his nose.

by Schmity911 June 22, 2014

hueys big ass nose

huey has the biggest nose, btw sub to twitch.tv/huey

hueys big ass nose is bigger then saturn and you should sub to him

by G0DLy2425 August 17, 2022

Arkansas Ark n’ Ass

When you take exactly two of every animal you can find, put them all on a giant boat, and force them to watch you have anal sex

Kyle: Hey Joe, you wanna know what an Arkansas ark n’ ass is?
*30 seconds later*
Joe: What is wrong with you Kyle

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Hot Ass Troll Stain

Hot Ass Troll Stain originated from ancient Egyptian journalist Lord Plankus , when he described something as hot

God dang it this sand is making my feet a Hot Ass Troll Stain

by Lord Plankus June 1, 2016