Apple Man (noun)
/ˈap-əl man/
A figure in the hood known for consistently smelling like apples, whether from cologne, lotion, or some mysterious natural aura. Often a lowkey legend, the Apple Man moves through the block leaving a crisp, fruity trail behind him.
Lore: The Apple Man is rarely seen buying apple-scented products, leading to speculation that the scent is either a gift from the universe or the result of a secret homemade formula passed down through generations.
Titles: Mr. Macintosh, Sir Fuji, Lord Honeycrisp, The Orchard Phantom
Verb form: Appling — The act of dapping up the Apple Man in recognition of his fragrant legacy.
/ˈap-əl man/
A figure in the hood known for consistently smelling like apples, whether from cologne, lotion, or some mysterious natural aura. Often a lowkey legend, the Apple Man moves through the block leaving a crisp, fruity trail behind him.
Lore: The Apple Man is rarely seen buying apple-scented products, leading to speculation that the scent is either a gift from the universe or the result of a secret homemade formula passed down through generations.
Titles: Mr. Macintosh, Sir Fuji, Lord Honeycrisp, The Orchard Phantom
Verb form: Appling — The act of dapping up the Apple Man in recognition of his fragrant legacy.
by Appling Man March 5, 2025
Get the apple manmug. Someone who promises 8 to 10 inches but you only get 2 - 3
Or a man who lies about the size of his manhood.
Or a man who lies about the size of his manhood.
Don’t believe his game he’s a weather man.
P1 How was that guy last night. He was spittin some game
P2 he’s a weather man. Promise 12 inch’s but I just got a dusting.
P1 How was that guy last night. He was spittin some game
P2 he’s a weather man. Promise 12 inch’s but I just got a dusting.
by DJMONEY329 February 14, 2021
Get the Weather manmug. by Wizard of trees May 8, 2018
Get the Bread Manmug. "Coochie Man" also knows as Sam, is a girl who steals your coochie and chants "poosie tight poosie clean poosie fresh" in cursive.
"Have you head of coochie man?"
"The one who stayed on a zoom call with Dallas (mum remix) till 4am?"
"The one who stayed on a zoom call with Dallas (mum remix) till 4am?"
by Meowlollol May 1, 2022
Get the Coochie manmug. The Ice Man (Tim) is as cold as ice , likes to think he is Val Kilmer,chases cats,and secretly competes with his identical twin brother..but is actually a Amway salesman who is more like a small melted ice cube.
On a hot day,she was hoping The Ice Man (Tim) would cometh,but then she realized that he was more of a melted ice cube than a Val Kilmer.
by NorrisCode July 7, 2024
Get the The Ice Man (Tim)mug. by Funny Korn Man December 13, 2020
Get the Funny Korn Manmug. by yeet69yeet69yeet69 August 26, 2019
Get the ooooooooowowwww manmug.