see me balance man!

watch me do something cool; look how cool I am

"dude check out my hair! see me balance man!"

by Brian Stewart September 18, 2007

cunt of man

when a man looks crazy trying to make a women look crazy

"cunt of man"

Defined as something along the line of gaslighting a women:

Mary: I used to have 980 friends on facebook and be really popular

Sean: I hate you for thinking you have friends, you're so dumb, you're probably lying

Mary: I can't find my old Facebook page

by soniakhan_sleuth November 26, 2024

man.

the thing you use when you're disappointed or sad

person 1: does some stupid shit

person 2: man.

by rk092 January 17, 2024

Florida Man

When a man makes a jar of shit and cum and blends it, mixes it with water, pours it on someone's face, pins them down and farts on them for 5 minute straight until shit comes out, then proceeds to shove a tiny turd up the woman's vigina. and scream at her face and run away.

Holy shit did you see that Florida Man on the news?
Yeah bro what was that!?

by Cool Kid Library March 22, 2023

Tree Man

someone who looks like a tree and is emo. often found cooped up in their own room listening to rock music.

person 1: he's such a tree man
person 2: ikr! like black fingerless gloves??? thats so tree man-like!

by smexy mar January 9, 2022

Man otter

Expression of strength or awesomeness. Makes no discernable sense in any context.

We loaded down that trailer and didn't tie it down. Just rolled with it, like a man otter.

by Burrisms May 11, 2018

mans

If someone calls you their mans it means they like you or want to date you

He's my mans

by Yg778 June 22, 2016