I reject your reality and substitute it with my own

Quote from the movie "The dungeonmaster" 1984, and "Sword Art Online Abridged" (episode 11) ((Though the credits go to "Ghostbusters"))

Have you heard the quote "I reject your reality and substitute it with my own"?
-Yea, I heard it in "SAO Abridged"
Oh okay, it's from a movie called "The Dungeonmaster" from 1984
-Cool cool

by DanishViking April 20, 2017

My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat

The new mnemonic for memorizing the planets in our solar system in order away from the sun. Until recently, the mnemonic was My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pies, but since Pluto was eliminated from the list, "pies" no longer fits.

Grade School Kid 1: I have an astronomy quiz tomorrow, but I don't know the planets in order!
Grade School Kid 2: Dude, it's just My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune!
Grade School Kid 1: What happened to Pluto?
Grade School Kid 2: Psh, Pluto is so pre-August 2006.

by Matt |2 August 28, 2006

Luca (my very sexy bf) <3

Ellie's very sexy bf.
Luca has a very very very nice ass and is so hot, he's the one person who will brighten your day with his humorous jokes and cute smiles and caring personality that will give you butterflies everytime you see him. He has the cutest faggy boy who will protect and love and care about you no matter what and will do anything to make someone feel cared for. Luca is very cool and popular with the boys and girls if yk what I mean and he's always down for a fun time by usually doing something dumb or illegal. Overall one of the most amazing boys you'll ever meet, he makes girls head over toes and definitely the best boyfriend a girl could ask for. Also he makes me blush alot like everytime I see him in the halls and everything

Wow Luca (my very sexy bf) <3 is so hot and I'm so jealous of his girlfriend that will hurt any girl that breaths the same air as him

by Hsguebwhi Jay in November 27, 2021

That one dude who took my subway at train station

That damn son of a b#tch he will fu#@ing pay for this damn yooooooouuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well That one dude who took my subway at train station will f@cking pay

by Dizzlenuts April 21, 2018

I don't like to shit in my own front yard

This is your town, big or small. You have a rep to maintain. You gotta hold your head high around your stomping grounds. If your gonna act slutty or a fool... you take it else where! Don't shit in your own front yard, people will see you. Go across town, and shit in someone else's yard :)

Friend: "Why don't you just go home with him?" You: "I don't like to shit in my own front yard, if you know what I mean."

by Liz Gee November 12, 2012

i want someone to put a bullet through my head

i hate myself i wish i was dead i'm so bored i'm such a go damn disappointment my friends don't have time for me i want someone to fucking kill me i don't want to be here anymore i'm so fucking bored i'm trapped in a endless cycle i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself

Me: i want someone to put a bullet through my head
Someone: hahaha i won't lol

by bunny_adipshit November 19, 2021

Ill Youtube your Myspace if you Google my Yahoo

A sexual term for computer nerds

Hey baby, Ill Youtube your Myspace if you Google my Yahoo

by Max and David December 22, 2009