my man

my man my man my man my man .

" Guess what , that's my man ! "

by 1700brazzyy . February 9, 2023

Dank poo poo man

The warlock that have super shit balls power

dank poo poo man is back baby

by jokera March 18, 2022

Man

1. A miserable little pile of secrets.

2. A featherless biped

"Behold, a man"

by Your father-in-law, Bob December 25, 2021

a man

A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk! Have at you!

"What is a man?"

by Vlad Dracula Tepes September 9, 2022

A man

A miserable little pile of secrets.

Dracula: "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets."

by The Evil King Bowser October 18, 2019

Man-Handle

Variation of Man-Bun; description for an unfortunate male hairstyle which requires long hair to be tied in a knot on top of head, mostly worn by Millenials, Artists, and Assholes.

I met a guy at the grocery store, we clicked, and he came back to my studio apartment. The throat-fucking was super easy thanks to his Man-Handle!

by juicefang August 4, 2021

Badr the thiccest vs no eye man

A giant-butted man, vs. A stick figure with a plump butt!

Badr the thiccest vs No Eye Man! Who would win! LET'S GO!
The battle starts with Badr farting a big one, blowing away No Eye Man. No Eye Man gains butt power, his butt inflates, and then unleashes the Butt Blast! Badr loses 50% health, but then something BIG happens... Badr makes No Eye Man lose 45% health by using his superpower, the Butt Special! But then No Eye Man has a superpower too... No Eye Man's anus starts to glow blue, then something unexpected happens... His butt starts to glow too, then... PPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! HE UNLEASHES THE BUTT LASER! Badr loses 100% health! Then Badr explodes, blood flying everywhere. NO EYE MAN WINS!!!!!

by Bluetext6572 August 22, 2024