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floating shit

That friend in the group chat who sees all the messages but never actually contributes to the conversation.
Hey Rosie, why were you being such a floating shit last night?
by Butt-Podge98 February 17, 2017
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Shitted over

Shitted over means to be wronged, the victim of a minor injustice, disrespected, passed over at work or in other competitive environment.
Examples: Tom got the promotion; I got shitted over. The barista really shitted me over; my coffee doesn't have any chocolate sprinkles.
by Notyourordinaryenglishteacher September 8, 2013
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Shit scare

When you get scared so Badly you poo poo in your pants.
"James was running in the hallway to his room, he stubbed his toe and shit scared himself because he saw his bone sticking out."
by My wise words of wisdom September 13, 2016
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Shit Fucked

Shit Fucked: Verb , The action of shitting into a condom, freezing it then proceeding to fuck yourself with the frozen shitsickle.
That shits so fucked up it could be considered shit fucked. No Timmy I do not want to be shit fucked.
by Jeffery Edward Epstein May 8, 2022
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Cum shits

Dude I just had a shit that felt so good I came
Oh yeah, you had the cum shits!
by weasdrgbh September 6, 2022
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Shit Sandwich Theory

A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college

You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.

You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?

You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?

How could this have been avoided?

Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace

Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
Statement:“Land doesn’t vote, people do”

Retort: “Shit sandwich theory”
by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022
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pussman shit

The funniest, stupidest, coolest, smartest, and sketchiest shit that can ever be done.
Steve: I just busted my car I went into the ditch to get the good parking spot

Ben: damn bro that's some pussman shit!!
by Flexxxinn June 30, 2016
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