dervish man

a dervish man is a male dhulbahante

he a dervish man..

by readyforthemoon55 August 15, 2020

Drawstring man

When you join rotc

I like to be a drawstring man

by Drawman December 18, 2022

Fire man

What little Johnny wants to be when he grows up

Teacher: ok class I’m going go around to ask everyone what they want to be when they grow up. Now who wants to go first!

Little Johnny: *jumping out of his chair* oh me miss teacher!

Teacher: Ok go ahead Johnny!

Johnny: Guess! *whispers to his friends “she’ll never guess!”*

Teacher: hmm Johnny I’m not sure

Johnny: fire man! I wanna be a fire man ! *proceeds to climb on desk and start peeing, like a fire Mans hose*

by Crisss49 September 1, 2020

The Fourth Blue Man

The secret fourth man to the Blue Man Group.

Hubert: Dude, I found The Fourth Blue Man.
The Fourth Blue Man: No you didn't.
Hubert Oh okay.

by FordDriver February 5, 2024

man oyster

Asshole

May I eat your man oyster?

by MarkoPolo April 11, 2017

Man Stretching

Man Stretching is to men as what yoga is to women.

are you practicing yoga? no, i'm man stretching. But i hear yoga is good for stretching.

by riolofit February 21, 2013

Pac-Man fight

When two women scissor

Dude, that lesbian was PAC-Man fighting her girlfriend last night

by NerdBot2021 November 4, 2021