Hym "Did I do the man of the year thing? This whole thing is nothing more then a jab at men. You're not a better man than me, Kim and your husband is better at fashion than you. Your success hinges entirely on fucking men and nepotism... Which actually kind of makes you like a man... Wait...No, I'm still better."
by Hym Iam March 22, 2024

Dude 1: Hey, I made it to the apartment. The apartment itself is nice but I’m anxious about the neighbourhood. It doesn’t help that I don’t have a car so I’m stuck on foot and public transportation.
Me: North you’re fine, South it gets a little dicey
Dude 1: That’s not really encouraging. I’m sorry about this, but I’m hoping I can cancel the rest of the stay.
Me: Uber is plentiful and cheap, pick you up right outside. Dude, I lived there for seven years. Greg has been staying there two nights a week for five years. He's a little 70 year old man. I've had countless guests of all types stay there - men, women from all over the world. Never had any problems. One guest was this tiny little Filipino chick, about 45 kg, she didn't have a problem. The Ukrainian girl I mentioned didn't have a car either. She stayed there for a month and didn't even use Uber. She walked downtown every day, didn't have any problem
Dude 2: Is the guy going to stay?
Me: He might, I man shamed the shit out of him
Me: North you’re fine, South it gets a little dicey
Dude 1: That’s not really encouraging. I’m sorry about this, but I’m hoping I can cancel the rest of the stay.
Me: Uber is plentiful and cheap, pick you up right outside. Dude, I lived there for seven years. Greg has been staying there two nights a week for five years. He's a little 70 year old man. I've had countless guests of all types stay there - men, women from all over the world. Never had any problems. One guest was this tiny little Filipino chick, about 45 kg, she didn't have a problem. The Ukrainian girl I mentioned didn't have a car either. She stayed there for a month and didn't even use Uber. She walked downtown every day, didn't have any problem
Dude 2: Is the guy going to stay?
Me: He might, I man shamed the shit out of him
by The Doc75 May 7, 2017

by Kuakku November 1, 2020

The friend/person who allows someone else to put them on a back burner until they have use for them. They don't know When to move on.
Guy 1: "If you are waiting for Ashley to realize the potential of having you as a boyfriend, you might as well forget it. She has a boyfriend." Guy 2: "I just want to be there for her. You never know!" Guy 1: "You are a burned man."
by DeAun July 23, 2017

A rancid layer of fat and body hair, providing warmth to men in cold climates. Also a bitch of a curse for any man wearing one above 55°F.
by Hard Rooster July 3, 2014

by Im2cool4school November 25, 2021

by pencil37289147891234 September 17, 2014
