Get your dick out of my wallet

What you tell someone when they put their dick in your wallet as a joke.

Guy 1: *Notices that Guy 2's wallet has been left out on the table* now's my chance. *Unzips pants and puts dick in wallet*
Guy 2: I'm finally back. What do you- *stares in silence*
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Get your dick out of my wallet.

by RStickCat34 December 10, 2025

Indiana Wipe Out Challenge

The process of violently masterbaiting whilst pooping everywhere. You masterbait until you pass out and then when you pass out you start smearing your feces on your body while masterbaiting again until you “wipe out”

By wiping it means cleaning your self with your own ejaculation

Yo bro want to watch highlights on the Indiana Wipe Out Challenge

Of course bro

by 1574cabracabra December 11, 2025

nursing out

When a nurse suddenly becomes intensely animated and highly detailed about nursing topics, often outside of a bedside setting. Triggered by a small comment or operational issue, it involves rapid-fire explanations, clinical references, workflows, charting systems, policies, patient safety concerns, and how things should really be done. Essentially the nursing version of “nerding out,” powered by experience, passion, and professional pride.

I mentioned discharge delays and the RNs immediately started nursing out about workflows and patient safety.

by ProcessImprover December 11, 2025

Get the fuck out of my building

A sentence uttered by a somehow hot TV to a poor defenseless woman he found on the street.

Vox: We're finished. I'm not kidding. Get the fuck out of my building. GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY BUILDING

by SodatheProtogen December 12, 2025

I'm not apologizing for a single Goddamn thing from the inside of an echo chamber made out of idiots

No. I don't need to apologize for rape. I didn't rape anyone. You are stealing both my life and my identity and replace it with YOUR shit life and convincing a gaggle of idiots to help you do it doesn't make you smart and it shouldn't distract from the fact that I was right about the "weaponized schizophrenia" and what it would lead to.

Hym "I'm not apologizing for a single Goddamn thing from the inside of an echo chamber made out of idiots. I'm not going to let a power tripping idiot twist my arm into making an apology for a rape I didn't commit or doing something that is benign. I'm not swapping lives because you don't like the shit I said."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2025

You don't want to come out publicly

Saying that you are using the "weaponized schizophrenia" to get me to do whatever you expect me to do here. Whether it's walking back the things I've said or doing something else instead of this, I can't let you do this. You know I can't. It isn't trivial. And Fuck you Dr. Phil you ALREADY REGRET IT. I SAW YOU CRYING ABOUT IT. I'm not sharing in your regret for the rest of my life because I don't feel bad enough about your kids being harmed and IF THE WOMEN DON'T FUCK THEN I DON'T HAVE TO CARE ABOUT YOUR KIDS. This is not going to get you what you want. This is not stopping the school shootings. I don't have to do it myself. I'm not causing them.

Hym "You don't want to come out publicly and make declaration about what has been happening here and if you don't have enough evidence it is because you are being both willfully ignorant and belligerent about it. You want to make a point about 'we can't let out kids be held hostage' or something about women or whatever and it's all peripheral to what is actually happening here. You can't just sit there and pretend I'm I a glass box until I do what you want."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2025

Fitting Out

When a traveler tries to fit in by wearing local clothes, slang, or styles—but the attempt is so conspicuous that it has the opposite effect, making it obvious they’re not local.

Often involves brand-new traditional clothing, incorrect styling, overconfidence, and zero situational awareness.

The Norwegian girl in the sari we saw in Delhi was fitting out.

by Asher123 December 15, 2025