I need a medic bag

A commonly used Payday 2 joke. It comes from the most epik man in Payday.

Example: Someone gets hurt and says "AHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG" or "AHHH IM DYING SOMEBODY DROP A MEDIC BAG"

by Ranuncolo October 4, 2022

Mmm... I could...

The sound you make when you bite your tongue.

Some guy "Mmm... I could..."

Schizophrenic horde "Don't worry! We'll say it for you! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! We'll do everything you would do and worse because that is the moral of That story!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!"

by Hym Iam April 5, 2022

I am the 1%

Are you rich? Are your mummy and daddy paying for your weird shenanigans? Well then, you are the 1% and probably are snorting coke of a strrippers ass.

My life us great. I have the wealth, the power and resoect. I am the 1%.

by HawksKender October 16, 2017

gorvy Verb(I think)

A misspelling of the word "groovy". Most often assosiated with making fun of Brett cause he can't fucking spell.

"Brett, why the hell did you put GORVY!"

by D>>Man May 11, 2003

I could eat Kavya Subramanian

Basically ur just really hungry.

Damn I'm so hundry, I could eat Kavya Subramanian rn

by Mochitochilichi May 7, 2025

i wanted you

its a definition of i liked you but you didn't realize because you are fucking stupid now i don't like you anymore

i wanted you.

by ilovesabrinacarpenter January 22, 2023

I am awesome

.com

Hey it’s Michael. Kevin and jake aren’t here; they’ve left. I’m kind of terrible. No! I’m good, I’m amazing, I’m worth your time. I am awesome...... dot com

by White Privileged January 7, 2019