Zombie

that one dude who likes to eat guys

You're a zombie

by GayLordNelson69 February 6, 2019

Zombie

A dead, hungry cannibal that has forgot how to die.

This one zombie tried to bite me. So i shot him.

by fixo March 6, 2019

Zombies

Severely stupid undead cannibals

Alex: Wow, those zombies just walked into a pole.

by Sarcasm_Man35 May 25, 2019

Zombie

Whilst receiving head the guy pulls out at the last moment and shoots his load in his partners eyes. This temporary blinding will cause the partner to close there eyes, groan and put there arms out in front of them feeling around giving the impression of being a Zombie.

A) “Your Mrs looks like she has sore eyes.”
B) “Yes, I gave her a zombie after she sucked me off in the gents toilet. Now she is a bit pissed off with me.”

A) “Sometimes love hurts. Pint?”

by PieEater293 June 5, 2019

Zoobie

Zoobie (Daniella) is the best person out there, if u ever meet the Zoobie I am talking about, make sure that you never let her out of your life. She has the most beautiful personality out there along side her drop dead gorgeousness. She is one of the funniest people I know and she loves to party. She will forgive you if you do something wrong to her, as long as you promise to not do it again. She can keep your secrets very well unless she has to tell it to one of her close friends, but she will make up for it by giving you a scrunchie.

Hey look. That must be a Zoobie with her amazing looks and great personality🥰😍😍😍

by That boi who is great July 7, 2019

Zombie

A person who has been killed, then reanimated. They are dead. Very, very dead. If you come into contact with a zombie you need to do one of two things, or both: 1. Run, 2. Kill it. Either way, you shouldn’t have them near you.

I would recommend making a plan for the ZA, just in case.

Me: Hey is that a zombie?
Person: Yeah
Me: We should go kill it

Brent and David got chased down the road by a couple of zombies.

by tealZ April 19, 2019

Zombie

Someone who uses a lot of drugs (drug makes you mindless like a zombie

Nigga you a zombie

by Rf Laglame April 24, 2019