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Your mom

A common joke defining the communist who lives in every childs home (unless your adopted.)
She normaly is considered fat, ugly, or stupid in such jokes.
Guy 1: Yo how long until we go home?
Guy 2: Your Mom!
(It doesnt make sense.)
by HeyVsause February 20, 2019
mugGet the Your mommug.

Your Mom

Suck her off and get the juce out
by vifycfcgvjmnvhj January 31, 2023
mugGet the Your Mommug.

your mom

YOUR MOM
by YOURMOMLOVERPATTER September 4, 2022
mugGet the your mommug.

Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023
mugGet the Buy your mom an iPhonemug.

Your mom

Steve: what are we doing tomorrow

you: your mom
by Anonymous1102 December 17, 2018
mugGet the Your mommug.

your mom

adahhdahsgdsagd
it means your mom
by your mom has died April 3, 2022
mugGet the your mommug.

your mom#2

by youlpol November 4, 2020
mugGet the your mom#2mug.

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