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your mom

an amazing person, love her so much. tell your mom i miss her
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The largest thing in the visible universe. Scientists studying her are almost certain that your mom is bigger than the universe
Class bully: Gimme your lunch money
Me: No
Class bully: What are you gonna do about it? You're too small to do anything
Me: That's not what your mom said to me last night
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Your mom

A 1rst grade comeback that only children 2 and up use. If you still use it, your a gay little bitch
HEY YOUR A IDIOT” “your mom
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Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023
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YOUR MOM
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Your mom

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Your mom

Steve: what are we doing tomorrow

you: your mom
by Anonymous1102 December 17, 2018
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