Paedo Legs

When a woman's legs are in need of a shave.

I had to wear jeans today cause I've got really bad paedo legs.

by holly and georgia October 17, 2009

Leg Muffin

A Name for someone who is stupid or does something stupid also retardish,idiot or pleb.

it can also just be a random insult.

for example

amy is such a leg muffin i can't believe it

by Rshoota October 14, 2010

leg pusher

1)One who often pushes others into sexual activity
2)Peer pressuring another into sex.
3)A person who is pushing another into doin something, in which they do not want to.

Chris: Hey girl. What are you doin this w-end?
Gina: Probablly just goin to parties or something fun?
Chris: oh thats cool. Well when are you going to lemme get that?
Gina: Gosh Chris your such a leg pusher.

by herecomesjohnnyappleseed March 2, 2009

Stanky Leg

When a leg is gangrenous, it will sometimes secrete a foul-smelling pus.

Soldiers, while marching through Vietnamese wetlands, often would become gangrenous, and when left untreated, would have one hell of a Stanky Leg.

by UncleDoden June 5, 2019

horse leg

somoneone with long legs and a “big” dick

oh my goodness babe you got horse legs

by taytayswizzleyo April 3, 2018

Baby legs

A delicious treat used as an aphrodisiac, they are commonly eaten after a birth or if there is left over in the hospital.

Doctor: “It’s a beautiful baby boy.”
Berther:” good, we can harvest it’s legs now.”

Patient:”What’s for dinner?”
Nurse:”we have been given some baby legs.”
Patient:” What in Actual fuck.”

by TheConnoisseur August 9, 2020

dad legs

Legs that are so daddy they are Dad legs

Danggggg boyyyy look at thoes Dad legs.

by Death Star October 30, 2017