french eskimo brothers

When two Eskimo brothers Eiffel tower some chick together and take there brotherhood to the next level. More specifically at a party somewhere like a cabin or apartment or something.

Dave: Dude, do you want to do something fun?
Zach: Sure, what do you have in mind?
Dave: Lets become French Eskimo Brothers at the party tomorrow!
Zach: I don't want to see your dingy though?
Dave: We'll do it in the dark, this is a chance to take our friendship to the next level
Zach: Well alright, you convinced me

by BigTonyTyga January 10, 2014

take it like the french

When someone gets his ass kicked without ever fighting back.

Whoever fights Mike Tyson is going to take it like the French.

by KRHimself June 3, 2004

dirty french horn

Adj.

When a guy is fisting a girl and blows into her asshole at the same time.

After a long day of cleaning the house for Betty Sue, Cleatus decided to repay her in bed that night by performing the dirty french horn.

by Cleatus and Betty Sue March 28, 2017

French fried chicken

French chick getting Eiffel towered while cooking fried chicken

Oui oui poulet, French fried chicken

by Alice stinks November 9, 2022

French Road Trip

a sexual act where ones partner uses his or her tongue to trace their entire body and orifices starting with the top of the head and ending at their toes making sure not to miss any areas including but not limited to vag, wang, balls and bung hole.

Peter was so horny after dinner last night he took me on a french road trip. It was amazing!

by TRock69 February 27, 2015

french onion bagel

A bagel with French onion dip on top.
Duh!

I'm going to make a French onion bagel for breakfast

by BigBoySatisfactory January 30, 2018

French model diet

A person that only drinks wine and smokes cigarettes. Because smoking kills your appetite.

I’m on the French model diet

by Ricky bricklayer December 1, 2020