irks me

Meaning annoys me.

It flipping irks me when he leave the toilet seat up! And pisses everywhere.

by Milothecat June 27, 2016

me

the person who wrote this definition. The awesomest person in the world.

Come with ME!!

by Meepster May 30, 2015

UD'ed me

When someone looks up your name on Urban Dictionary and uses it as an attack post towards you.

Ashley Quinn wrote
at 1:44am tomorrow
Ricky - Urban Dictionary

the fattest whore ever.

ricky - adj. - a term meaning, homosexual. it could also be used for describing a transvestite.

cashew dick or dick that looks like a peanut or cashew.


Ricky Foxwell wrote
at 1:46am tomorrow

Oh no you UD'ed me.

by Ricky Foxwell February 17, 2009

FORGIVE ME

Two words that define you when one of your waifus not care about you, the other is hanging out with a other friend and your husbando is mad at you.

"PLEASE FORGIVE ME"
"Forgive me please!"

by Everyoelikesme August 13, 2020

king me

another word for blow me; boss me

yo bitch king me

hey carl king me, yea boy, check mate

by azario November 13, 2006

Jazzin me

an old fashion subsitute for 'kidding me/bullshitting me'

guy 1: ok, so I'll sell you my 1992 honda for $20,000
guy 2: for that piece of shit? ya jazzin me.....

bob: hey dude, fred scored with ur sister katy last night
dude: what? nah...ya jazzin me

by BarbadosBoy July 6, 2009

wuh'ant me

Used when someone is caught red handed doing something that they were not supposed to be doing; short for "wasn't me".

Judge, "How do you plead, guilty or not guilty?"

Defendant, "I plead wuh'ant me"

Judge, "We have video tape of you doing it, pictures, finger prints and an eye witness"

Defendant, "I don't know what you think you saw on the video tape, but it wuh'ant me."

by dell315 January 10, 2011