mauro van laere

super sexy boy who is a professional boulderer, chess player and porn star( he very slim) and bouwt very graag met lego

-hey look its mauro van laere
. wow, now that he shaved his snor i want to play chess with him while he bouwt some lego

by azqswxerdfcvtyghbnuijkplm February 19, 2024

Grayson Van Huizen

Ur mom

Grayson Van Huizen gave birth to u

by <Brt February 21, 2024

The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail

The 1999 Camry Cruising On Van Nuys & Roscoe With A Sketchy Moose Mindset

Cocktail

is a cocktail made my Moose

Spicy Tamarindo Vodka

Spicy Chamoy

Tajin - lots

and a splash of Israeli grapefruit juice (Prigat)

stirred over ice

served in a tall glass

Bottoms up and cause marriage problems

I gotta get me The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail

Gotta get my mind thinking dark while driving a 1999 Camry

I gotta call Moose

Where’s Moose!!!

FUCK!!! IM GONNA DO IT
FUCKKKKKKKK
(Sip)

by CheesecakeMoose February 26, 2024

Van Oss

Someone who always sells the bag

You van ossed so hard by not going to golf
You always van oss in cod mobile

by SkillSergeant February 29, 2024

van-guzzle

To cover a penis with wet paint and perform oral sex, causing the paint to spray and slash around.

Example 1: "We're gonna van-guzzle later, right?"

Example 2: "We need to add some spice to our relationship. Want to try van-guzzling?"

Example 3: "I took her to my penthouse and we van-guzzled!"

by hernybern March 18, 2024

Erik Van Aken

An individual who is just seen as the ugly person of the group, usually comes with a dead trim. They also support a joke of a football team. Used in many ways

" Oh hes a Erik Van Aken"

by manchestermassive123 March 25, 2024

van der

This is generally a prefix to indicate a personality type. Displays unwavering honesty, applies high ethical standards and integrity. Pray for those who do not prescribe to these values

van der "soe en soe" vat nie K#k nie

by Phoenix121.5 October 13, 2025