toilet

Where you go caca or pee pee.

i gotta go poop,
where?
IN THE TOILET.

by Someoneontheinternet820 January 14, 2021

The Great Hong Kong Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020

A period in early 2020 when rumours in Hong Kong of a lack of supply caused panic buying and hoarding of Toilet Rolls.

It was even reported that armed robbers stole hundreds of toilet rolls which were being delivered to a supermarket in Mong Kok.

Chaotic scenes were witnessed at Welcome during the Great Hong Kong Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020

by KevinHK February 16, 2020

toilet phone

A phone that has been dropped at least once in the toilet

-hey I love your phone
-me too, but it's a toilet phone, so...

by Hotwheels100 June 27, 2016

Toilet act

The act of defecation. To pass solid waste. Dropping the kids off at the pool. Splashdown. Giving birth to a live eel. Reverse sodomy.

The intruder performed a vile toilet act upon the Secretary's Chair and Cushion before leaving the scene of the crime.

by The Boston Sausage Strangler August 14, 2019

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by Pixelcandy May 2, 2024

Toilet

Toilet is basically a thing you can pray for it. When you can’t do anything, just simply sit on the toilet and start thinking. After a couple minutes, you’ll instantly get the answer, and in the same time, your poop fell in the toilet too!

Note: Do not kick the toilet. People say you’ll get 7 years of bad luck if you break a mirror, but if you break a toilet, you’ll need to not poop for 7 years!

When you think of something, you didn’t create the content, toilet did.

by Flyluo January 26, 2021

skbidi toilet is the best

skbidi toilet is so fucking good on god bro and if any if you say no to this i well fucking kill you

skbidi toilet is the best

by titan tv man December 28, 2023