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Chinese Thunder Cunt

when you throw somthing as hard as you can and watch it explode.
Dave: dude you totally Chinese Thunder Cunted that stupid fucking baby
Kurt: thanks it was mind blowing finding out how open minded that baby was
by no head cobain April 25, 2025
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Sunder Thunder

After having sex with a hooker/prostitute you decapitate them then shove a lightning rod in there esophagus during a storm and then put her on the top of a pine tree via her asshole and let it explode her corpse. Then eat the cooked pieces of the corpse
Dude last weekend I was with this girl and I sunder thundered her. It was amazing, filled me right up
by Fbihgetmoney May 10, 2025
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fun thunder

when your side piece fucks so good the summer sunny day turns to hail rainy cray day
we just texting, talking smack, and boo, this weather is fun thunder, I gotta get indoors, “look at this , it’s ice in July… this shit is fun thunder”
by Allah Alan July 27, 2025
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Chocolate Thunder From Down Under

When a bogan tourist gets travelers diarrhea and shits everywhere, and it's explosive and nasty as fuck.
I've heard the Chocolate Thunder from Down Under gets so bad in Bali the janitors have to call in the hazmat team.
by jims gooning August 1, 2025
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Morning thunder

An incredibly loud, deep, and sexy fart that a person blasts in the morning
I let out some stinky morning thunder today.
by Goyangi August 9, 2025
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cock juggling thunder cunt

a woman who has no self esteem and has to sleep with many many many people in order to feel good about herself, also said cock juggling thunder cunt must be a very disagreable person i.e. bitch.
"see that bitch right there? i heard she slept with five of her girlfriends boyfriends. fucking cock juggling thunder cunt!"
by Behr July 4, 2008
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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.

Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.
Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.

"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"
by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009
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