by Anmys May 14, 2024

i gave her the Kentucky thumb
by rico the destoyer May 20, 2021

She asked me to go buy tampons but I gave her the "Kentucky Thumb" instead. It stopped Scott's bleeding...
by Wvlfdarkfire May 20, 2021

Thumb me dumbly is the acting of taking the nearest mentally challenged person (or group of persons depending on how fucked up you are) and having he/she/them insert their thumbs into your anal cavity
Guy 1: so what did you get up to last weekend bro?
Guy 2: I went to the loony bin and got a few retards to thumb me dumbly
Guy 1: you’re a sick little cunt you are
Guy 2: I went to the loony bin and got a few retards to thumb me dumbly
Guy 1: you’re a sick little cunt you are
by Hugelymassivedick February 14, 2019

The use of one's thumbs to herd cows on your ipod in the game Cows vs. Aliens. Whereas, on the ipad, the use of all fingers is possible.
by Brain Stew July 24, 2011

A mid to late 30s white male with a receding hairline, and to top it off a head shaped like a thumb.
by Ladyford September 23, 2017
