Matthew

A short asian furry/weeb who no one likes

matthew is going to an anime-furry convention

by athaz13 November 5, 2020

Matthew

A most likely white male that spends his time watching dirtbike porn.
Also has a truck that cost more than his house

Damn... you gotta be cool if your names matthew... I mean the watches dirtBIKE PORN!!!

by Namematthew March 8, 2017

matthew 61:9

someone that is in love with a person who begins with an e.

bro1:
i’m in love with e
bro2:
really? you got a matthew 61:9 on your hands

by NotSusMJV January 26, 2021

Matthew

a cook, usually from portugal

matthew is a cook from portugal......I think

by IGV March 20, 2019

Matthew

Greatest man alive!! He is superior!! THEY WILL RULE THE WORLD.

“Come together Mathews we are stronger as one. Matthew is superior”

by Matthews are superior October 26, 2019

Matthew

The coolest man you’ll ever meet.

Person 1: who’s that over there?
Person 2: that’s a Matthew
Person 3: yeah
Matthew: I’m a hurricane

by anonymous July 28, 2021

Matthew

Matthew is a 4'11" guy. Who is depressed and obsessed with Juice World. And always talks shit to anyone and everyone he talks to. He also talks about unaliving himself a lot.

Diana: Hey.
Matthew: Fuck off!

by Captain Bisexual February 27, 2022