Grant jokes

A dad joke but much much cooler

"Road work ahead, I sure hope it does" is an example of a grant jokes

by Expertbacon February 3, 2024

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popping jokes

Popping jokes is another way of saying cracking jokes. It doesn't rly make sense tho. I suggest saying cracking jokes when it comes time to use the statement

I'm good at popping jokes

by Qwertyasz August 22, 2017

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Jokes

Jokes funny things we use in life like why did the chicken cross the road to get to the farm! HAHA!!

Jokes are fun and relatable

by Your normal self as who November 7, 2021

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a joke

something that people can't get for some reason.

timmy: was that a joke?
tom: you've got to be kidding me

by WintiBear May 15, 2022

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Joke

Something someone says that makes you laugh.. seriously how did you not know that?

Me: wanna hear a joke?
My friend: Sure..
Me: hippity hoppity make the pain stoppity.

My friend: is that a joke?
Me: no..
My friend: So am I.. I'm made up.. you have no friends..
Me: ...😭

by Yes_Itsme September 20, 2020

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Possibly the most incorrectly formulated joke found on the internet, especially in YouTube comments. Here is how it is usually phrased, let's say we're talking about a song with a lot of autotune. A commenter who's feeling clever might quip:

Producer 1: How much autotune should we put in this song?

Producer 2: Yes

This is INCORRECT, it is nonsensical and ungrammatical if you stop to think about it for two seconds. How much and how many are not yes / no questions, you can't answer "how much?" with "yes" unless you also specify two or more options. For example:

Q: How much autotune should we put in this song, a few touches or a robot-stroke inducing truckload?

A: Yes

Person 1: Should we make a few grammatically incorrect "Yes" jokes or spam the entire internet with them?

Person 2: Yes

by Alex-2598 July 24, 2023

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