Hand-Grenade

To cup your hand gingerly beneath your arse, flatulate into it, and throw the ensuing stench into an unsuspecting friend's face.

I hand-grenaded him all throughout high school. The gases burned right through his olfactory nerves... poor lad hasn't been able to smell things for years...

by JugJuggler December 5, 2017

hand kink

when someone is obsessed and loves hands

payton loves ryans hands. She is obsessed with them that she even has a collection! She has a hand kink!

by Ponyoooo May 28, 2022

Hand Pork

Hand porking is the art of porking a female with you're hand rather than with you're sausage meat. It can be performed using one finger, two, three or four fingers.

Luke - 'Hey bro, I pulled some skett last night. Totally Hand Porked that slag.'

Gav - 'You did what bro?'

Luke - 'Hand porked, I had four fingers deep inside that ho.'

by Gavanova October 2, 2011

Front hand

Your penis.

I only talked to this chick for an hour before she was shaking my front hand in the bathroom.

by Ad-roq September 19, 2016

midget hands

When a persons hands are cold and cabbage like. The person is usually trying to be annoying and their touch is unwelcome in the situation.

Get your midget hands away from me it's freezing cold

by smartspears92 June 16, 2014

hand cuckold

An artisan blend of cuckold. Usually higher in quality and popular with "the hipsters".

"I like shopping here. All of their rats are hand cuckolded"

by gadurp1 October 13, 2014

cum-handing

To physically/emotionally assault a person via introductory handshake. Often involves erotic application of index finger and/or palm sweat.

"Ew, your roommate's creepy friend keeps cum-handing the freshman girls. Why did he bring him?"

by cumhandee March 19, 2004