cheese and rice

for those people unfortunate enough to go to a religious school where you can't use the lord's name in vain, this sounds exactly the same.

(shit happens)
"cheese and rice!"

by amelia ann May 1, 2009

tit cheese

that gross smelling looking gunk that collects under the teats of extremely large sweaty fat chicks.

when was the last time you scraped the tit cheese off from under these saddle bags??

by bobert951 January 27, 2007

grilled cheese

Any situation in which a man's ejaculate resembles the "cheese" between any two "bread-like" objects as with a grilled cheese sandwich, especially when slowly pulled apart.

"Man, that wet dream wouldn't have been so awkward had I not been naked and had to get a spatula to peel my sheet from my mattress. I grilled cheese-d that shit. Just like Mom used to make."

by erkslbrg February 28, 2010

Butthole Cheese

It is the act of not wiping after defecation and leaving the excrement to fester on ones anus therefore hardening and turning into butthole cheese.

"Dude, you should wipe a lot more often!"
"Why?"
"Because your ass cheeks are caked in butthole cheese!"

by Birch Guy December 2, 2014

Chunky Cheese

A fat or obese woman that kidnaps random men that she thinks attractive off the streets, brings him home, stuffs him into her closet, and fucks the man senseless until she gets tired of it. Then puts him in the recycle for the recycle to come pick him up.

Dude, I was almost the victim of a Chunky Cheese! Hot dayum...

by taper123 March 4, 2015

cheese butt

loose butt hole that has been tampered with

mcpheeters dirtnugs got cheese butt

by jeese- el cajon September 28, 2008

cheese wheel

Also known as Super Tuna Can, a gigantic penis, however, most of it's volume is derived from it's long diameter, not it's short length. Also known as Mega, Super, or Hyper Chode

Man, it's so hard to hide my cheese wheel, it just doesn't fit in any pants

by JeffZhang May 17, 2005