I met that girl at he bar and brought her her home. I gave her The Mountain Lake and she almost choked to death.
by BellsBeach1303 October 13, 2020
mountain dew and hot pockets - the meal choice of
Stoners , potheads , 30 to 40 year old virgins, neck beards
, slacker teenagers and the children of single mothers.
Often cheap ..... doritos are considered a side dish.
There is no real nutritional value it's all processed junk food.
Stoners , potheads , 30 to 40 year old virgins, neck beards
, slacker teenagers and the children of single mothers.
Often cheap ..... doritos are considered a side dish.
There is no real nutritional value it's all processed junk food.
Hi my name is matthew and I like
mountain dew and hot pockets and playing xbox live.
Sometimes I have doritos with my mountain dew and hot pockets.
Capri sun also works
mountain dew and hot pockets and playing xbox live.
Sometimes I have doritos with my mountain dew and hot pockets.
Capri sun also works
by Blu_leef January 28, 2024
by Mathias K. May 25, 2018
While taking a rowboat through the southern marshes of Lake Champlain, bend a mud cricket over the bow of the boat and fuck her while snorting maple syrup off her back. The goal is to shoot as many muskrats as possible before nutting
by Endlessecho May 18, 2021
slutty mountain man stands for a certain kind of style particularly seen in men and is essentially a positive description. It describes a mixture of baggy street style often combined with hats, Carhartt clothing pieces f.e., and pieces typically snowboarders would wear.
"Everyday I cry knowing that a carhartt jacket will never fit me the way it does a slutty mountain man."
"He is so my type, he is a slutty mountain man"
"He is so my type, he is a slutty mountain man"
by ari1004 November 18, 2023
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