Steve

Steve is one of those people who eat their boogers and then sniff them in their poop. He is known for his weirdness and is kinda scary lookin at times.

Did you see Steve in the bathroom cuz I saw him meowing like a cat while peeing!

by Steve. Me August 8, 2021

Steve

Steve is a man with a plan. He pulls all the Minecraft hoes. His anis is Smaller than a microbe and he gets no bitches.

He alwas wears a creeper hoodie.

Wow look at that kid named Steve with the mincraft hoodie and that small cock.

by rl[lpp[hlrh[tl April 15, 2022

Steve Job

A Steve Job involves the specific act of inserting your sexual partner's iPhone into their anus, while sexting them repeatedly with their phone set to vibrate.

Cornelius gave me an auspicious Steve Job last night.

by anonymous January 1, 2017

Steve's Old Bay

When you need a little encouragement to eat out a girl on her period to earn your wings. You just toss some old Bay seasoning on it and chow down cause you ain't a quitter, and you love Old Bay

She was on her period and I couldn't eat her out until I pulled a Steve's Old Bay.

by dayoldhotdog June 14, 2023

dry steve

the name for a reverse wet willy. someone puts their finger in another persons ear and then sticks it in that persons mouth.

he gave me a dry steve that had me tasting ear wax for a week.

by nutwackingzebras February 14, 2025

Pull a Steve

Laughing at people when they have a problem or something got broke

My phones broken I'm gonna pull a Steve here Well that sucks doesn't it Becky

by Colossus8 December 2, 2010

Steve

Steve is really lovely and handsome. If you have a Steve in your life, you are blessed. Be very thankful for Steve. He's a real genius and he has a sense of humor. Everyone should have at least one Steve in their life.

Sascha: "Who is this?"
Rebecca: *It's Steve, he's just amazing"

by Beccijean92 November 21, 2021