sock puppet

a dildo that is kept in a sock inbetween uses

Jane took out her sock puppet and used it to pleasure herself in ways her boyfriend's cock cant

by me February 07, 2005

sock puppet

Giving a random boy that doesn't even like you a handjob with his own dirty sock on his weenie.

So, Mikyla, do you wanna play sock puppet or what?

by Janice Depp October 30, 2006

cuck a sock

when you take a sock and cuff it into a ball

mom: steveee go cuck a sock
steve: im busy with ice queen
mom:but wut about wendy
steve:fuck you

by steve vampy July 05, 2006

Pink Socked

When a woman runs out of tampons so she grabs her sock in distress and stuffs it in her cooter for the time being. The sock becomes pink and is never to be worn again

Yo last night I hooked up with Natalie and she when we were done she was bleeding everywhere so I Pink Socked her

by DSP_Buckle May 24, 2009

Sock Mop

To grow out your pubes extensively long, dip your balls in lotion and rub them all over someones forehead.

Maria: What did you two do last night?

Roxanne: He gave me a sock mop all night long.

Maria: Awe cool.

by Clout Daniels May 14, 2009

[wind sock]

The act of sucking a partner's pink sock.

After giving jenny a pink sock, john proceeded to suck it, this resulting in a wind sock.

by Sostrich August 23, 2008

Sock Block

A variation of the term cock block, which would be used to define the act of one person preventing a man from sexual intercoarse, but in this case preventing a man from masterbating.

Adam: Man, I accidently just walked in on Jerry naked, it was not good.
Steve: Sick man, did he say anything?
Adam: No man he was just holding a sock...
Steve: Haha! You totally just Sock Blocked Jerry Man!

by Wollf April 12, 2010