testing rocket engines for NASA

Having explosive diarrhea with lots of farting between the poop explosions.

You're lactose intolerant, so stay away from those Chipotle quesadillas unless you want to spend the rest of your day testing rocket engines for NASA. Alone. In the crapper.

by ArionVulgaris June 11, 2023

Bottle rocket

First you fill a beer burpee with sulpur from matches and magnesium strikers, then you attach a 1.75l Bacardi bottle to the burpee filling it with shake and bake meth production, then you attach a peanut butter jar under the Bacardi bottle to fill with aluminum, mineral motor oil, magnesium, and sulpur in that order to the peanut butter jar, then you pack on three butane gas cans to the back end with metal tips facing away from the burpee. Then you put in PVC pipe and melt or electrocute the tips right off the butane gas giving it all the propulsion it needs to fly a couple km. Scorched earth for 5 mi.

Homewood health Canada is really seriously asking for a bottle rocket at this point.

by Cody5050 November 4, 2020

rocket launchering

The act of using a pool pump jet or a leafblower with the flow of air or water directed into your anus in order to propel yourself whilst also providing pleasure.

Did you see Megan rocket launchering in the pool today? She must have shot 10 feet forward at least!

by BobRoss567823 June 23, 2024

Hell Rocketed

It's like sky rocketed but going in the opposite direction.

I gave so few fucks before this project. The amount of fucks I give now has hell rocketed.

by SDuffgirl November 23, 2024

Rocket fuel

Gasoline absorbed into cocaine and subsequently snorted.

Person 1: "Hey man, you got any rocket fuel?"

Person 2: "Yeah dude, I just bought a barrel of crude!"

by TalkingTeds April 20, 2020

Rocket Smash

When you're smashing your girl (or guy) so hard that you explode and take off like a rocket and it takes you to Mars.

Guy 1: Bro I just Rocket Smashed my girl last night that was crazy.
Guy 2: Yooooo no way that's crazy!

by sistersmasher69 June 12, 2021

Rocket Ridding

A mechanic from Fortnite seasons, where a player shoots a rocket, and other player will jump into it, ridding the rocket and moving at high speed by the manp.
Shall not be confused with Rocket Jumping, a mechanic involving rockets for movement, but from TF2

Bro, we won the game after Rocket Ridding to the enemy base, and then ambushing them with shotguns.

by Yo_Mama_XIIV July 13, 2023