Pack and pee time 

This is the last 10 minutes at the end of a work day. This is when you begin to pack your stuff to go and take time to use the restroom.

You usually work until 5 pm each day, so you begin to change your shoes, pack things into your tote bag, and use the restroom at 4:50 pm. Another co-worker stops and asks, "What are you doing? Why aren't you finishing that project?" You say, "Dude, it is pack and pee time! No one works the last 10 minutes at any job."

Pack and pee time by JeannieR6 December 14, 2008

You sit down when you pee! 

When a guy is acting girly or kinda limp-wristed, tell him "You sit down when you pee" as in he's acting like a girl, so why not use the pisser like them

Paul:That cd was like, so totally SUPER!!!
Jonh:Dude, You sit down when you pee!!

You sit down when you pee! by Akilles September 12, 2005

edging pee 

Like edging your cum but with pee pee!!

Temm edges his pee!! He's into edging pee!!!

edging pee by doge_eating_watermelon September 15, 2018

Sex Pee-Pee 

The act of ejaculating.

Babe, babe, I’m gonna Sex Pee-Pee!

Sex Pee-Pee by 0samba May 28, 2019

the pee pee poo poo man 

You won't be laughing when he kills you.

Brian: Bruh who's the pee pee poo poo man lmao
Dave: Brian you idiot! you've doomed us all!

the pee pee poo poo man by 23dogeman23 May 24, 2020

Joe Biden poop far t on your car heheheha smelly fart pee poop fart 

It is a term used to describe Joe Biden taking a fat poop on your parental figure's car. This is usually deemed as disrespectful to say towards people and is said when having extreme anger towards another individual.

Wife: Holy cow! You didn't do the dishes like I asked you to! You know what? Joe Biden poop far t on your car heheheha smelly fart pee poop fart!
Husband: How dare you say that to me! I will cast your membrane into a raging inferno.

Joe Biden poop far t on your car heheheha smelly fart pee poop fart by EpicPedroGame_r January 28, 2022

split pee 

phenomenon that occurs when you fail to urinate (usually due to passing out from all the booze) after sex and before going to bed. the following morning you wake up with spare amounts of dried up jism in your piss tube. unsuspectingly, you go stand over the toilet. out come the piss and it parts like a snake's tongue, usually totally missing the bowl.

after picking up some girl from last night's bar trip, I woke up this morning with some serious split pee that went all over Lee's bathroom wall.

split pee by joelm November 11, 2005