Morning Marmalade

The act of furiously masturbating over your partners morning toast, preferably once you have received the unfortunate news you have gonorrhea, that'll make it seem more like real marmalade.

Hey, I gave my wife some morning marmalade today!

by BreakfastTreat March 8, 2014

Morning Live

Gethin Jones’s terrible chat show

Oh my god I’m turning that BBC One off because it’s Morning Live again

by Hrvyeetz August 7, 2024

good morning and god bless

When you take a shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet. Its a good morning and god bless!

Wife "Why did you just come out of the bathroom with dirty dishes?"

you "It was a good morning and god bless!"

by MitchyAK12 May 23, 2018

morning sanchez

Getting fucked over by the lazy locomotive engineer.

Damn that engineer hates us. He just gave us the morning Sanchez treatment.

by Warlock_the_awesome March 24, 2024

Five Mornings at Freddy’s

A series that will not come out.

Yo this game is like Five Mornings at Freddy’s

by Principal of the Thing October 14, 2023

Daughter of Morning

The son of morning

Do you Believe in the Daughter of morning

by 459395 April 3, 2022

Morning

It's means breakfast. Often used by slavic people who can talk only on broken english.

A:"Hey bro what's up? Ready for morning ?"
B:"Whaaat? It's already made?"

by SConrad24 January 11, 2020