Face Numbered

When being denied by face or numbers, being face numbered, or numbered in the face.

- May only be used by persons named Mike and / or Teresa.
- If used by parties not named Mike and / Teresa, said party has just been face numbered

-Mike: Haha did you see that jerkoff get face numbered when he asked to get that girls digits?
-Teresa: haha yea, he totally got numbered in his face...numbered

- Party not named Mike and/or Teresa: Haha wow someone got Face Numbered!

- Mike and/or Teresa: You just got Face Numbered by Face Numbered when trying to Number someone else Face...numbered. Asshole

by Mcingo July 6, 2011

Nuberson

The most popular Youtuber and the most popular Minecraft youtube. Makes billions of dollars every year through his amazing content. He has no haters and everyone likes him. His content is out of the world and is definitely worth looking at. He is rolling in money.

Nuberson is the bes youtuber

by Nuberson March 22, 2022

Interplanetary Numeric Processor

A machine capable of killing off the population of the entire universe. Don't be worried, it's currently lost in the human mental enterprise.

Racist Jebediah: Holy crap! Hurry and get the interplanetary numeric processor to a safe place before it's too late!

Threst The Robots Bar Code 125279: Don't worry, it's lost forever.....OR IS IT?!

by Threst The Robot June 10, 2009

Numerosexual

To have sexual feelings towards a paticular number.

She is Numerosexual, i saw he kissing the number 11

by BT91 January 13, 2009

Sex Numbers

A system of numbers used to define an amount much higher than it actually is; such as when people say how many times they've had sex.

Thomas: I swear, man, *pant* I've run around this building 18 times today!

Richard: Yeah, maybe in Sex Numbers. Lose some weight.

by Phospheric July 4, 2009

doing the numbers

a reference to the mutual oral sex activity commonly known as 69

Dave and Marsha seem to have realy hit it off. I think they were doing the numbers after the party.

by BirdWatcher November 10, 2008

Numberblocks

a crappy British show for babies it's fanbase is not full of babies but instand kids that are older than the targeted audience these numberblocks kids should play fortnite and watch ali a
not some stupid babies show

Gerald: Johnny why are you liking a babies show you should like things kids your age likes like fortnite or fnaf
Johnny: OMG GERALD HOW DARE YOU DISREPSECT NUMBERBLOCKS ITS THE COOLEST THING EVER!!!!!!
Gerald: time to go to the adoption center

by the peeman December 10, 2022