trucking asshole

An angry roadrage filled commercial truck driver.

Did you see that truck that just cut me off blowing his air horn? He is a real trucking asshole!!

by HTJA March 19, 2017

Gorilla Truck

A female with both gorilla and truck-like features. A Gorilla Truck is generally a larger specimen with manish features and a penchant for drunk men.

Did you see that Gorilla Truck Adam hooked up with? He must have been blind!

by S.H.A.G June 22, 2010

Princess Dump-Truck

A hot girl common in south ga with a Phat Honky tonk bo donk booty big enough to fill a tonka truck

Did you see that girl Megan over there she’s a princess dump-truck with booty like that you know she can haul so cheeks.

by Finalceeg March 13, 2025

big mack truck

Big thick dick! Made famous by carbi b. Not sure why this isn't a definition already

I want you to park that big mack truck right in this little garage

by Sagemo July 7, 2024

Driving the porcelain truck

When one grips the toilet bowl like a steering wheel as you expel vomit, generally with lots of yet to be metabolized alcohol.

7 vodka shooters and 7 beers back, got so sick I was driving the porcelain truck.

by frishy August 30, 2022

Truck fucked

When Ottawa messes around and truckers fuck up their plans.

Ottawa has been Truck fucked. Honk!

by Honk! February 5, 2022

Bucket Truck Loaded

It’s when your truck is loaded with pallets while the forklift driver is blind folded

Hey, this will be a good idea! Let’s do the Bucket Truck loaded thing, tie me up!!

by ForRealguy October 24, 2023