Matthew

Matthew is very stupid but smarter than Ryan. The only game hes good at is PePePooPoo check. He also LOVES MACKENSE

Matthew touches himself to much.

by Rhinothealbino69420 August 20, 2020

Matthew

Matthew is that one annoying kid that thinks they are cool.

Matthew: Im cool!
Person: No you arent

by Hiimantisocial August 29, 2020

Matthew

Matthew is a huge simp. Someone who is very short and no talent at all.

Person 1: ayy.. look at that short nigga.
Person 2: thats just Matthew

by Campbell Young August 30, 2020

Pull a Matthew

Pulling a Matthew means sending nudes you got to other people or selling them

A: Dude, why are all your nudes leaked?

B: My ex-girlfriend pulled a Matthew.

Pull a Matthew

by ksnsnsn June 2, 2020

Matthew Hamm

He’s ight

Wanna hang out? “No I’m matthew Hamm”

by Lia_bOobs June 4, 2020

Matthew

A really sensitive squirrel

Person 1: Man look at that squirrel
Person 2: he looks like a Matthew

Person 3: he’s so UGLY

The squirrel: *starts crying*

by ItsYaBoiSkinnyPenis44557711 June 8, 2020

Matthew

A really sensitive squirrel

Person 1: look at that squirrel
Person 2: he looks like a Matthew
Person 3: he’s so UGLY!
Squirrel: *starts crying*

by ItsYaBoiSkinnyPenis44557711 June 8, 2020