Making titscuits

When a cat kneads your boobs with their paws. Feels especially amazing when their claws are still intact, like tiny little knives piecing your tit over and over again.

"Owwww!"

"Oh, that's so cute! Frankie is just making titscuits for you! I'll get you a tissue for the blood."

by SaltH20Soul November 23, 2025

macking

To chew or eat obnoxiously or annoyingly.
I.e: smacking or "chewing like a cow."

My child kept macking when eating his dinner.

Stop macking! I can see your food from here!

Damn, that food must be good as hell if you're macking like that!

by boywithacamera November 23, 2025

Mappinq

The name of a popular “mapper” on TikTok who received a permanent ban when mappinq said “I’m going to molest you.” to someone who repeatedly kept adding “Skibidi Toilet Minion” to a shared playlist that of course, mappinq was in.

“I really miss mappers on TikTok man…” Me too, especially mappinq.

by KaiFentat November 27, 2025

Making you cry

Do not mean I shouldn't have done this.

Hym "And that'll map right on to the school shootings as well. Making you cry doesn't mean I shouldn't have done this. 'We're stopping crime!' They say. 'But in the future!' But the National Guard was there to stop the future crime... But then the crime you were trying to prevent happened.... In the present. It's almost like they are bad at doing future crime. It's almost like the only way to stop that was to like, care about that guys plight BEFORE the murder... And then do something about THAT... BEFORE he decides to resort to murder... Cus... Just having the armed guys there... I mean, what did you think was going to happen there? You were using the national guard as human scarecrows and then A GUY (who is not a bird. Not an animal)... Walked up and shot them because that guy is a guy and not an animal and, therefore, would know that you can't do anything to stop him until AFTER you can PHYSICALLY SEE him doing something and ONLY IF you can react fast enough to do anything about it AND you need the PHYSICAL CAPABILITY TO DO SO. Which they did not. Like, catch them retroactively and do something about the impetus behind the actual thing (maybe in a not fucking dystopian mind-rapey way). Like he's supposed to see them and be like 'Oh shit there's a scarecrows there. Better not eat any corn.' And then just NOT DO THE CRIME he wanted to do because *insert specific thing* Child solider used up and discarded. And when they talk about it they are speaking in tongues."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2025

Making shit up

Yes. That's how I know you're letting someone impersonate me. You're doing amd saying things I said under a different name, but not in the context in which I said it, and it's clear that someone is instructing you to do this. You need to bring that person to me immediately. You need to stop letting them lie behind my back.

Hym "Yeah, for real. They are just making shit up. They are making up a counter-veiling narrative that they can 'choose to believe.' And going 'Hym is saying this. Imposter says the opposite.' And then they choose what belief to have regardless of what is actually the case. It's somebody lying about being the rape-defender and then idiot women carrying water for them because the fucked."

by Hym Iam December 11, 2025

Mackin’d

Using text reacts so others know you have seen their message, but otherwise ignoring all conversation even when directly spoken to.

See also: To Mackin

Person A: And then I said “Jabroni”!

Person B: *HAHA* react
Person A: I digress. Let’s hang out soon. Any plans next weekend?
Person B: *ghosts*

Person A (3 days later): Dang, Mackin’d again.

by nodawg215 December 22, 2025

Making The Python Sweat

Making The Python Sweat means male masturbation

"The power of hecc does what?" makes me make the python sweat
Making The Python Sweat means male masturbation

by Pithon777 December 26, 2025