stratford 80 lockdown with a bismark attachment

The stratford 80 lockdown with a bismark attachment is a two part maneuver. The stratford 80 lockdown part consists of putting the girl's legs behind her head and tying them together with her panties. Following this, you pull out, punch her in the nose, smear the blood, and then cum on her face, thus completing the bismark attachment.

So i was doing this chick last night and decided to throw her into a stratford 80 lockdown with a bismark attachment. Lets just say, i don't think she'll let me near her again, ever.

by papa_bear January 28, 2008

cock lock

having a death grip on a microphone, sometimes accompanied by gripping & re-gripping so much that it makes viewers uncomfortable.

That singer put a cock lock on that microphone so hard & started with that Duluth "D" grip thing again! It almost made me puke!

by Perry winkle January 23, 2010

hammer lock

the Hammer Lock is when you give a person a thoughful hig and a nice kiss

i hammer locked Logan last night.

by jackedyou. April 15, 2010

Dog locked

Sometimes happens when dogs have sex, the male dogs penis gets stuck in the female dogs vagina and the two dogs end up facing away from each other rump to rump, they may have to remain this way for some time.
Very rarly happens in humans.

Get a bucket of water quick! Fidos got himself doglocked with Mrs Snobbybutts show poodle.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Pop Lock & Brock It

A type of fantasy sports manager who fucks his opponents by dominating the league, makes them fall in love with his fantasy knowledge and message board trash talking, then kicks those bitches to the curb by quitting the league when he grows tired of it.

Dude, what's up with your bro? He's totally pulling a Pop Lock & Brock It on our keeper league!

by crazycrew82 December 4, 2010

Leg lock

A leg lock is a slow painful death to the running man. You're the runner, one leg is forward and the other is back there somewhere and you've just got to get away but before you get a chance that guy/gal slides on the ground underneath you and figure fours their leg around your straight back leg. You flip around to kick it off as their legs are closing in on yours and snap.. you don't know if it's broken, you don't know if it's out of it's socket. You're gimpy. You should probably see the doctor but you're afraid you'll look like a pussy. It's okay bruh, but seriously if it's not better in three days go see a doctor.

Just tap out to leg locks

by LadySavageOss November 15, 2020

rock lock

Handshake style greeting used by rockers. Also used to replace the high five as a rockin' alternative.

See step-by-step pictures: http://www.clubber-lang.co.uk/5.html

"I need a rock lock on that"

by Jennifer Nash November 6, 2008