shit-looker

One who is able to look at their own feces in the toilet, but won't look a person in the eye and tell them the truth. Usually applied to politicians.

That lying, beurocratic, shit-looker!

by Unorigional November 14, 2004

Crust Licker

One who licks a good ass like nobodys business, even gets all the crust.

Bobby come over here and give my ass a good cleaning and dont forget I pay you cause your the best crust licker I got!

by Dirty SaC January 27, 2007

ice locked

Bored, stuck in random spot on internet. Without ideas or places to go, last resort.

Jimmy was so ice locked, he gave up on the internet.

by Corey Salemi August 6, 2007

Al Lickertwat

To repeated place one's tongue in a womans bearded clam

Do you know if Manny Feltersnatch is related to Al Lickertwat

by SierraMikeDelta June 17, 2008

banana licker

A banana licker is somebody who sucks their own penis while being penetrated from behind whilst eating a banana.

"Did you know that Carl is such a banana licker?"

by ffej_94 February 7, 2014

Knob Licker

Someone who thinks covid-19 isn't dangerous, and/or that it's a conspiracy the government is using it to try and control people.

Did you see Ryan's post about 5G towers causing covid-19, right after his post about it not even being real?

Yeah, what a knob licker.

by gus forplay April 11, 2020

mother licker

to stroke your a mother with your tongue; or an insult takin jokingly or instead of saying mother @#$^.

Hey! Your a mother licker

by Jose Nicholas November 11, 2003