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SNAKE KING

Someone who is a Snake, and the biggest most slitheriest one of em all. Liar. Cheat. Loot Theif.

Also known as: Sheev Patel from Addison, IL
Wonder if Snake King is actually watching a movie?
by Xhuxwkanzbx July 22, 2018
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King Propane

King Propane is an event held every 2 months between a group of friends. The event consists of making fire-balls using various shapes and sizes of propane cylinders.
Phill: Hey, Squirrel, are you going to the King Propane in August?

Squirrel: Yup! And i've got plenty of propane cylinders to get the party started!
by Corvid_crow April 3, 2005
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king dingus

The king of all dingus's. A real momo head.
That cocksucker Marvin ain't your everyday momo. He's like King Dingus
by Gumbie Dumbie April 26, 2015
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King's Threesome

A form of group sex that specifically consists of 1 man and 2 women. Ideally, the ladies involved should be bisexual and interact sexually with each other to some degree but this is not required. The two women may be completely hetero and have no contact or interaction with each other. Either way, the focus of attention is generally on the man. Any normal man who is legitimately attracted to women and finds himself blessed with such a spectacular bounty of female unicorns would NEVER decline to participate under either set of circumstances.

Note: A king's threesome will provide a splendid opportunity for the participants to perform a variation of an "Eiffel Tower". This is highly recommended and encouraged. Whether it's the two ladies or one of the ladies and the guy who high five each other and regardless of the sexual position or configuration, the Eiffel Tower is certain to produce a cute little smile and / or giggle from one or both of the ladies and a rush of gratification and ego boost for the man.

See: FFM,FMF, MFF, threesome, group sex

See also: orgy, Peter, Paul and Mary

Alternate spellings: King's 3some, King's 3-some
Tom: Dude! You won't believe what happened last night. You know that sexy girl who's been nagging me to bang her?

Mike: Yeah. Did you cave in?

Tom: You could say that. Last night, we wound up at my place and started making out. Wouldn't you know, just as I was about to unfasten her bra, my gf shows up!

Mike: Aw, dude! That sucks! So, you're single now, huh?

Tom: Nah, man! She was into it! She joined in and we all had a blast! I must have banged them both like 2-3 times each. They were makin' out with each other and playin' with each other's tits. They took turns makin' out with me and suckin' on my dick. Whew! It was phenomenal!

Mike: Damn! You lucky bastard! I've always wanted to have a king's threesome.
by FinelyThreaded July 4, 2019
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King Louis

A monkey in the movie "The Jungle Book" Super obsessed with the red flower (fire). Likes to go by "Quinn"
"Dang, King Louis just tore down that whole temple!"
by Babe Gosbald December 28, 2016
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King nacho

Picking up a king nacho will more or less empty the nacho basket, since the king nacho is firmly attached to every other nacho with cheese.
Jasper: Hey, don't be so greedy, leave some to the rest of us!

Carl: I'm not greedy - I got hold on a king nacho!
by Jesperino May 14, 2009
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king slob

1. Hairy, overweight creature resembling man, known for his love of chicken wings and hideous hats.
by mel March 14, 2005
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