Sig Johnson

The scariest person you will ever meet. This man is equivalent to a sewer rat.
Wow, I saw Sig Johnson eating raw steak last night, what’s wrong with him?
by You ugly as fuck February 05, 2018
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Phoenix Johnson

Phoenix Johnson is a one in only girl that loves the outdoors and is probably a pot head
Josh: hey I'm going to smoke with Phoenix Johnson, you coming?
by Thatoneguy00000000 November 27, 2023
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Madame Johnson

One of two French teachers at Jeffersonville High. Known for being a total bitch, is often made fun of for her accent and her ackwardness. Is despised by damn near all of her students. Her main least favorite student is a girl in her fifth period class, one of two who coined the nickname "Frenchie."
We predict this name will likely stick for as long as she stays at Jeff......
Person: Damn Madame Johnson is such a bitch.
Friend: I know right! She's always making fun of me. I cant wait to get Felix next year.
Person: Me too.
by ThatCriminalMastermind March 30, 2012
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johnson's gyal

Johnson's gyal will have more dan one man they will be liming by big kfc and always asking man for money and have on powder on their neck after school.And worst yet picking up Valencia man by Subway🤦 ♀️!.
1.Johnson's gyal is not good for you
2.Johson's gyal go break yuh heart
3.Johnson's gyal go use yuh for yuh money
by By:jasmine joseph October 14, 2020
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Johnson fever

Noun - refers to the intense craving of Johnny Orlando’s penis ( Johnson ). This can affect anyone from age 12-92. So kids, parents and grandparents be sure to get your ur annual Johnson shots. it occurs most commonly with female tings, but males catch it pretty often as well. Anyone can be diagnosed with it from being in contact with johnny, or the mere sight of him.

Symptoms: constant thoughts of Johnny Orlando, weird urges to to swallow Johnson , weird thoughts about Johnson, stomach butterflies, hot flashes, betraying your friends to obtain johnson and cravings of Cheetos

How ever if you do catch Johnson fever there is no need to be alarmed, there are hundreds of cases of it a month. Unfortunately there have not been very many remedies for curing it yet. In fact som cases get worse. It’s recently been discovered that physical contact with Johnson could possibly leave you temporarily crippled after while craving johnson more. If you ever spot Johnson don’t be almarmed at it’s height of 8.5 inches , it will not harm you if you don’t get too close.
sarah has been thinking about johnny all night , she has a bad case of johnson fever
by Johnsonfeverresearchcenter November 01, 2018
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Trevor Johnson

There’s just something about him that all the girls find attractive but they don’t know what it is. He makes beats
Trevor Johnson is so sexy!
by Silky Smelly Nutsack November 10, 2020
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