Muckbarn jerk

Pretending to eat pussy with your fingers in a V and stroking your cock at the same time.
Gator was hitting the muckbarn jerk in front of the bitches last night.
by The Muckbarn Monster April 26, 2025
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forest jerk

When you jerk off to some mystical elves in the forest
I just an amazing forest jerk to this elvish princess in Mirkwood
by March 07, 2022
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Jerk a quicky

When you’re really short on time but you also need to jerk it
“If I hurry I can grab a bite to eat, start my laundry, and I can probably jerk a quicky, too!”
by Beta__male69 January 27, 2020
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Herkin Jerk

When you jerk your homie off with your ass-hole and then he starts 69-ing with you.
When you're kicking it with your homie and you Herkin Jerk him
by The Lobotomist February 08, 2024
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Work Jerk

Being unable to do so at home, Bob did a work jerk.
by Mike McCafferty May 18, 2022
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jerk float

When you and your friends joke flirt but don’t know how to speak
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jerking off nathaniel style

Jerking Off Nathaniel Style refers to jerking off but like a Nathaniel. To Jerk Off Nathaniel Style, you must have vinegar and Mountain Dew, preferably LiveWire flavored. Then, you wanna put both items in a bag and stick your dick inside. Then, you go on as if you were jerking off normally, only you cum in the Mountain Dew vinegar filled bag instead.
David wanted to jerk off, like he always does. But he was bored of the usual ways of using a fleshlight and his hands. He had heard from his classmates about jerking off nathaniel style and wanted to try it out. He went to his gas station to get some Mountain Dew and went back home for the vinegar. He took the objects he needed into a secluded alleyway and proceeded with the J.O.N.S. In the middle of his jerk off session (nathaniel style), a car with strobing lights on the top passed by. David has epilepsy and proceeded to seize and foam out the mouth. David was found dead 3 weeks later because no one gives a fuck about David.
by dajinco January 12, 2025
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