Hi-Jaked

The process of being taken, schooled, taught a lesson or having something stolen from oneself in a suave or debonair fashion by a person named Jake. This usually relates to interactions with females and other social activities but can also pertain to video games, sports, an several categories of work/employment.

Not to be confused with hijacked which mainly correlates to the above listed items and a person bearing the name Jack.

"Hey, that girl is giving me the look; I think i might go and talk to her"
"Better hurry up man, I saw Jake around here and you don't want to get Hi-Jaked, it keeps happening every time one of those Jakes shows up"

by mr.nickel February 25, 2010

Jake-d

When playing a game of cards and the cards/table need to be cleared, a member of the game will flick his or her hand at another player of the game, and that player will clear the cards from the table. Eye contact must be made in order for the rule to take effect.

Since I lost the last round of Kings, Michael jake-d me and I had to clear the cards.

by Mike Bandana September 25, 2010

Taco Jake

Some Dumb Asshole Who Plays Cs To Much And Loves Taco Johnning everything

Im Gay And I Play Cs Way To Much my name is Taco Jake

by Anonymous Player July 6, 2008

jake searles

Has a very large penis, likes to pleasure the ladies. She needs pet insurance because he will destroy her pussy. Always gets the girls and they are always satisfied.

Pussy destroyer that jake Searles loves sticking his banana in a girls pussy

by William Searles November 23, 2013

Jake Paul

Sorry but you spelled the word "Dick" wrong. A "Dick" is a part of the male anatomy. Can be used as an insult.

Another word for "Dick" is : Penis

Mr Johnson is such a Dick!

Jake Paul has a small Dick, LOL

by Johnzzqwf July 6, 2019

jake paul

is someone who is gay and for some reason works at wall mart

jake paul: walllllllllllllllll mart

fans: da fuck?

by this usernname isnt taken November 12, 2019

Jake Pauler

The reason why humanity is not a space faring civilization yet, Jake Paulers are fans of Jake Paul, the egotistical dumbass who has an ego larger than earth but a braincell count of 2. His fans are no different, being 6 to 12 and mostly retarded, thus making the media shit on teenagers when not all of us are like this.

Jake pauler:OMG I love its every day bro it's so lit lololxd

Normal human with a decent braincell count: Fuck off you dumbass

by Anti feminism November 14, 2019