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Internet privateer

To illegally download software for the purposes of testing personal interest, then buying the same software to support the developer
"I consider myself less of an Internet pirate, and more of an Internet privateer."
by SublimeJustice May 29, 2016
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Won an Internet

1. Basically, in short terms, when a pun/joke is so bad/good, that people feel the need to give the sender an internet.
2. When something is so incredible that you beat the ultimate game, the internet, the reward being the respect/hate of several strangers that you don't know, and of course, the internet.
3. Something someone might say if they see something stupid, amazing, Etc. Mostly in amazement.
by ISHABOIIIIIII420 August 15, 2014
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Internet Knuckles

The process of giving a knuckle-bump over the internet.
Kid watching Youtube video of a kid doing a cool stunt: Dude that's fucking awesome! This kid gets some Internet Knuckles.
by Bubbles_the_Juggles August 4, 2010
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Internet Person

A person who is an anti-nonconformist conforming to the norm to be normal and abnormal at the same time.
Bill: I choose not to follow the norm by being normal. Thus I am an Internet Person.
by Tatankacat December 4, 2010
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Internet Explorer

Microsoft's internet browser included with Windows systems. Faster at loading up than other browsers like Firefox and Netscape which take fucking ages. As an internet browser, it works and does its job.

Can be insecure with its default settings, but tieing them down virtually eliminates some, if not all of the security problems that people complain about. Unfortunately the reputation for spyware comes from dumb users who download shite like smiley central or are dumb enough to "YES" or "OK" to everything that pops up on screen.

Bashed by geeky open source zealots and Mozilla anoraks frequently who often over-exaggerate the truth in order to push their alternative.
IE is safe if you tie down its default security settings. I have NEVER had any malicious programs install automatically.
by anon March 6, 2005
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internet pronounciation

the way straight men pronounce acronyms used on the internet, lol = luhl, stfu = stuffoo, etc. only girls pronounce the letters
dude 1: L O L man, i saw this movie-

dude 2: wat r u gay or something? it's pronounced "luhl", noob, learn internet pronounciation
by the commissar June 23, 2009
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Internet Wazzock

A person on the internet, most likely a loser, who uses people, especially girls, to to anything he so wishes. He will charm girls he does not know, then 'groom' them, as it were, then persistently tell them how he loves them, and wishes he could buy a plane ticket to come and 'visit' her. Also uses falsified, glorified, less than bona-fide claims like he has cancer, or is injured in some fatal way.

Yet, the girl always knows this guy is lying terribly, and when he is confronted, he will get angry or sad with her, and do whatever he can to try and stay near her, even when she has blocked him.

He is a massive attention whore, and a huge Narcissist.

Care should be taken to avoid this fellow, for as unlikely as it sounds, he might stop cyber dating and meet someone for real, and kidnap them.
Internet Wazzock: Ohh you know that quake we had in Cali? I grandfather clock fell on me, and i got glass right through my pupil and am scared to go to the doctor...

Person: Oh yeah? Like the time you said you had Cancer?

Internet Wazzock: I'm not lying *tries to back up with outlandish claims*
by midnightpanda April 18, 2010
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