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Hood boner

When the hood of your sweatshirt is inside out and looks like an erect penis in underwear.
Ew! Get rid of that hood boner! You're in public!
by GettinDickered March 15, 2019
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Hood nightmare

A undesired situation for a man living in a lower income/less fortunate neighborhood where they are pulled out of there car while sleeping and there car is stolen.
Driz- yo I had a hood nightmare, they pulled me out the scat pack

7g’s- that shi actually happened to my ass back in high school, don’t fall asleep in them jawns
by Jamsheed the rpg god June 16, 2022
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Hood Pepper Spray

A ketchup squirt bottle mostly filled with hot sauce, then squirted into someone's eyes.
by Edward Sugarfoot July 28, 2019
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Hood Mutt

A female that uses promiscuity or other deviant actions to get ahead. A person that is loud and obnoxious and has no boundaries in regards to exposing their self for negative attention. They use catch phrases such as "Fleek and "Turn up." Wears too much makeup and over sized eyelashes. Advertises selling weave bundles, waist trainers and cheap "boutique" clothes.
Life changed for all Hood Mutts, when his wife won the lawsuit against her husbands girlfriend aka side chick aka hood rat
by J Howard April 17, 2015
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Hood drama story

You talk about old drama and beef but don't be disrespectful and mean about who you talking about and you say what you learned from the situation(don't be petty)
Hood drama story is about old fights and old beef how you overcame it(don't put messy people in your private stories)
by Sillyrabbittricksareforkids1 February 21, 2020
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Red riding hood

Red- Colour/ Emotion: Anger/Red Indian/Fake red dot on forehead.

Riding-

Sexual Act/Reliance on something for success or credit.

Hood-Clitoris/Suburb
“Red Riding Hood seeks refuge at Woy Woy
by NSV1983 June 8, 2025
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Hood buzz

When a stereotypical white guy or nerdy asian guy have a few drinks and start acting black, aka whiggers/chiggers, respectively. Guys that are under the hood buzz like girls with ghetto booties and love playing the song "shake ya ass" by mystical.

Common signs of Hood Buzz:
saying "Sup Dogg," "pound it," "check out dem 22s," walking with a limp, throwing up fake gang signs (typically westside), waving with both hands, puking in bushes, starting fights, losing fights, replacing "yall" for "you", pretending your Chrysler 300 is a Bentley, reciting random rap lyrics, etc.
1: Look at Clearance, he's drunk and he's acting black.

2: Oh gosh, he has a Hood buzz. This is the last time we bring Clearance to the country club.

Clearance: "Ah yea, listen up yall beezies to my bentleys sounds system. shake ya ass ladies. looks like someones going to be having my baby, baby"
by BigBallzDudley July 10, 2011
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