Dutch Rat Trap

Shoving a gerbil or rat (or any other small rodent) inside of one's anus.
Austin had to go to the hospital because he did a Dutch Rat Trap last night.
by Poonslayer200016 September 16, 2015
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Double Dutch donkey

A double Dutch donkey is a person who works non-stop, relentlessly working, without rest, aka “double Dutch” jump rope, all hooves all the time!
“I have been workin like a double dutch donkey. Cause if my husband gets fired , we better have a cushion
by Lady sekhmet February 20, 2018
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dutch work out

Dude, that's totally dutch work out!
by Radjin May 31, 2017
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Dutch oven cobbler

When you attempt to perform the Dutch oven and shit the bed instead. The pile of shit is the cobbler in your Dutch oven.
I tried to give my girlfriend a little Dutch Oven treatment, but because of taco bell, ended up with a Dutch oven cobbler instead.
by ffemtroberts November 15, 2017
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Double Dutch Brusher

Similar to it's more sexually explicit cousin, the double dutch rudder, the double dutch brusher requires a combined effort between two people to help each other brush their teeth. If you apply the concept of the dutch rudder to brushing ones teeth, then when each partner performs the act on the other you have yourself a double dutch brusher.
Megan:Brush my teeth, BITCH.
Zach: Ok, but only if you'll return the favor.
Megan: Deal.
Zach: Change of plan... Only if we brush each others teeth simultaneously double dutch brusher style.
by ADHD_yesPlease September 12, 2010
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Flying Dutch Oven

When a passenger and/or pilot sharts in a small airplane that already had questionable air quality.
I was already scared shitless from flying in that flying coffin, then this bearded dude made it infinitely worse with an epic Flying Dutch Oven and I was almost suffocated.
by Liberal Joe January 17, 2019
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double dutch that ass

While doing doggy style sex the man crosses his arms in front then smacks the right butt cheek with the left hand and the left butt check with the right hand. While screaming double Dutch
Man sees a bountiful ass walking down the street and turns to his friend and says

“Ted I would totally double Dutch that ass
by Roadhouse Chic February 07, 2018
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